Sunday, November 26, 2006

Going hollywood

I'm currently going Hollywood and whitening my coffee-stained teef. I say teef because that is how I am currently pronouncing words that usually utilize your teef.

First reaction. This thing is making me salivate like crazy. I suppose that's what peroxide does besides bleaching things?

Second reaction. It's making my lips dry.

I had doubts about this thing, but I've heard many positive testimonials, AND, Queer Eye endorses them! We trust them gays, right?

The only thing is that it does make your teef sensitive (temporarily) so I'm going to do it once a day instead of twice a day as it suggests.

Oh my God, the gel from the strips has turned my finger tip white. Oh my God, I'm turning into Michael Jackson.

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