But 2 weeks ago, I found the perfect pair of jeans. The waist was just wide enough, it wasn't too low rise, and not too high up, and most of all, most IMPORTANT of all, I DIDN'T HAVE TO HEM THE PANTS. You don't understand. This has literally never happened to me before in my entire life.
I felt like Cinderella. Finally! Finally, I found a pair of jeans that I didn't have to fix anything in order for me to function daily.
Then, the cream pie effect: They were CAPRIS.
What kind of Amazonian woman wears these as capris?? Or am I just a Smurf in the real world?