Fuck me.

I moved to New York City this week, from Los Angeles. More on that later.

I'm trying to get some health insurance, but look at this shit:

How the fuck am I supposed to afford that? I'm a healthy 26 year old with no pre-existing conditions. I can't afford an HMO, and the $151+ that will ONLY cover costs if I get hospitalized is steep enough for some reevaluation.

OBAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HURRYYYYYYY!!!

I canNOT get hit by a bus for at least 2 weeks...